Santa Stats
There are currently 78 people named S. Claus living in the
U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle. (You gotta wonder about that one kid's
parents)
December is the most popular month for nose jobs.
Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20.
Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for
every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton s sleigh:
214,206 --
plus Rudolph.
To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make
822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound.
At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously.
From http://www.JOKE-OF-THE-DAY.com
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This page was updated on 26 November 2007.
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